02 December 2006

S for Stupid

People are sometimes so stupid. They keep on making the same stupid mistakes and stupid gestures and never take a hint, or a hike. You state the obvious over and over again, until you bluntly take aggressive action to make your point reach their thick stupid skull, and still they don't get it.

What else should I do? How can I make it clear to you that being stupid is just not cool? It's .. well, stupid! Don't you get tired of being rejected? Does it not bug you that your sentences are being stopped short and you are never getting what you want out of the conversation?
I'm a free spirit and you've got the spirit of a grandfather! Maybe later in life you can play with my children but that's also far fetched because they will be more precious than to be thrown into your whirlpool of boring-ness..

Ughhh!!! stop sending me messages! Stop calling me! Stop initiating contact and maybe then you'll realize that I'm not even trying to initiate contact with you!!

In other words... F*** off!! Bugger off!! Go away, just go away! Could you? Just go away?

Oh! And why do you assume that people are willing and happy to hear you babble on about complete and utter nonsense? Why don't you ever just shut your irritatingly never closing trap?!

How can someone be as dumb as you are? Why the hell do you assume that you are something that you're not? You are neither significant in my life nor at all important to me, so pleaase pleeeaaaaase do not act like you are, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT!!

And what's with the completely lame excuses to talk to me? and about what? driving instead of you because your finger is injured? Are you for real? There's no way I'm getting in your car at all! I wish it were your neck not just your finger! what the hell is up there in that skull of urs? jelly???

Whatever... I'm wasting too much blog space on you.. go to whichever shiny spot in the universe away from me, STUPIDO!